It has been eaten by my cousin. I find this very upsetting. So I have been given a new fetish bone, and I have hidden it upstairs in the guest room where no one else can possibly find it.

It is in the special box that holds all my preferred toys, by the clock in the living room.

It is in the special toy caddy in the living room. I prefer my squeaky crab right now.

It is on the landing of the stairs to the third floor. No one may touch it. Not even in passing.

I have buried it on the alpha side of the bed. It's my big move.

I have just buried pizza crust in the tomato patch.

I am completely indifferent to the location of my fetish bone. But I happen to know that it's in my bed upstairs.

I smell like hyacinths.

How can you ask me where my special bone is when it's raining outside?

It is in the dog bed behind the door in the rumpus room, and I would prefer you not move it.

It is on the stairs from the second to the third floor, pushed carefully out of the way so I won't step on it.

I have acquired a second special bone, so that no one will be able to tell which is the real fetish bone and which is the impostor.

Sometimes I like to keep it under my arm while I sleep.

I am indifferent to the location of my fetish bone.

It is in the auxiliary dog bed, behind the door.