Thursday, December 15, 2011

It has been eaten by my cousin. I find this very upsetting. So I have been given a new fetish bone, and I have hidden it upstairs in the guest room where no one else can possibly find it.

Monday, December 5, 2011

It is in the special box that holds all my preferred toys, by the clock in the living room.

Friday, August 19, 2011

It is in the special toy caddy in the living room. I prefer my squeaky crab right now.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

It is on the landing of the stairs to the third floor. No one may touch it. Not even in passing.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

I have buried it on the alpha side of the bed. It's my big move.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

I have just buried pizza crust in the tomato patch.

Friday, May 13, 2011

I am completely indifferent to the location of my fetish bone. But I happen to know that it's in my bed upstairs.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I smell like hyacinths.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

How can you ask me where my special bone is when it's raining outside?

Sunday, April 10, 2011

It is in the dog bed behind the door in the rumpus room, and I would prefer you not move it.

Monday, March 28, 2011

It is on the stairs from the second to the third floor, pushed carefully out of the way so I won't step on it.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

I have acquired a second special bone, so that no one will be able to tell which is the real fetish bone and which is the impostor.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Sometimes I like to keep it under my arm while I sleep.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

I am indifferent to the location of my fetish bone.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

It is in the auxiliary dog bed, behind the door.